My mother always tells us:

Laugh in your father's face when he comes home because the world outside is scary and breaks parents.

The difference between a mother and a father???

A mother carries you in her womb for 9 months

A father carries you for the rest of your life (and you don't feel it)

A mother makes sure you're not hungry

A father teaches you not to be hungry (and you don't realize it)

A mother carries you on her chest

And a father carries you on his back (and you don't see him)
You know a mother's love from birth

You know a father's love when you become a father (so be patient)

A mother is priceless

And a father will never be repeated